mrcraabs:

i woke up in the middle of the night because i thought of a text post so i drafted it half asleep and all it says is ‘scooby doo 25 to life’

magicconchshell:

 i want this on my tombstone 

if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day

and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets

and i will whisper quietly 

“they called me cute”

apollinares:

my boyfriend’s first language isn’t english and he asked me how to say cut in past tense and i said “cut” and he let out a wail of anguish and fell to the ground

catswithbenefits:

73% of the internet is simply white people doing stupid shit

sebthemagicdragon:

sebthemagicdragon:

#STOPKONY2013

we’ll get him this time, guys

i just lost 3 followers

kanba:

solluxdoubledickscaptor:

kanba:

don’t be!! negative about the new year!!!

if you say this year is going to suck then it’s going to suck your life is what you make it

thanks hannah montana 

honeybunch6:

grimsleylikes2gamble:

honeybunch6:

haha y’all drunk off cheap alcohol……….but i got the REAL stuff *drinks milk*

punches milk out of hand